Would you like to become a politician?

Hello! Are you:

Greedy?

Corrupt?

Selfish?

Shallow?

Good at whispering?

Stupid/a moron?

Evil?

If you said yes to all of these questions, you might just qualify to be in politics! Congrats! 

If you would like to further pursue this 'exciting' career opportunity, call:

1-800-U-IDIOT