Uh..... 'jyello!

I love Snopes.com. Along with Blogger and Google, I spend quite a lot of time there. I even get their email updates. I mean, that is a great idea for a website! See, I need to some up with a good website idea like that. The only problem with snopes is its abundance of PC (political correctness). I am pretty anti-PC, soooo... 

Are there any readers out there? 

Oh yeah: Catherine Hardwicke is supposedly directing the new movies based off of the Maximum Ride books by James Patterson. After seeing the Twilight movies (directed by Hardwicke, in case you didn't know), here's my reaction: crap!

Over and out.

So many lists! And posts today! Wow! Am I that desperate? Yes Yes I am.

Okay I found something funny, all of P!ATD and FOB's songs have really long song names. Try to figure these abbr. out!

IWSNT (P!ATD)

ISWSIFOBAAIGWTSSWAM (FOB)

LBSAMWBM (P!ATD)

TAGRTTAN,HYJHFIOY (P!ATD)

LOL

YAY!

I play the cello, and let me say it is an AWESOME instrument! I will never cease to play it, it's so fun. Well, I did some Googling (Google = my new BFF lol) and found another list of celebs who play the cello:

Yo-Yo Ma (duh)

Brendon Urie (lead vocals for PATD)

Paula Zahn (lady from CNN)

Katherine Heigl (heard the name b4, think she's an actress, but IDK)

Thomas Jefferson (no need for explanation here)

That 'tis all I gots so far so... 

IF THERE IS ANYONE OUT THERE WHO IS ACTUALLY READING MY BLOG  (doubtful) PLEASE COMMENT OR SOMETHING SO I KNOW! THNX! *sheepish grin*

Would you like to become a politician?

Hello! Are you:

Greedy?

Corrupt?

Selfish?

Shallow?

Good at whispering?

Stupid/a moron?

Evil?

If you said yes to all of these questions, you might just qualify to be in politics! Congrats! 

If you would like to further pursue this 'exciting' career opportunity, call:

1-800-U-IDIOT

Gotcha!

Oh. My. GAWASH!!!!!! 

Ha! 

Ha! 

Ha. Got you! There is nothing exciting about this post. Or maybe, just maybe, you knew that all along. Did you? Did you? 

Anyway...

Watched Valkyrie last night, excellent movie. So terrible their plan didn't work!

Well, her Royal Dorkiness has been awfully borededededed lately. 

Anything?

Anything at all?

I HAVE NOTHING TO POST!!!!!!! GAH!!!!!!!

PLEASE BLOGGERS, SAVE ME FROM THIS INFERNAL BOREDOM!!!!!!!

Reality TV

Reality TV sucks. So why do watch it? 

Is it human nature? Do we naturally find it more interesting to watch "real" people on TV than paid actors and scripted characters? 

Or are we so far gone that we actually care about who lost 78 pounds last night or that they have 30 kids to spend our time watching these shows?

Honestly. 

 I really hope its the latter, since then I would have an excuse.

 Is American Idol rigged?

Is the Biggest Loser cruel?

Is Big Brother scripted?

Ah... the age old questions.